December 13, 2008

Ban everything, let’s get premitive

The entire blame on attacks that killed more than 170 people in Mumbai last month has now come on Google Earth and demand for its ban has gained momentum. If this online satellite imaging tool is banned, do any of you think the terror strikes will stop?? Let’s see what all should be banned.

PCs. Laptops and internet should be banned first. If these things are out of reach, Google Earth is a non-entity. Email should also be a causality since these terrorists will not use them to send hate mails.

The first to put a ban should be fishing. If there is no fishing, there will not be trawlers and if there are no trawlers there will not be any trespassing into Indian waters.

Cargo pants should be banned as it can carry a lot of grenades and magazines. Even the back pack baggages should also be banned since it can carry heavy weapons with ease.

AK 47, AK 56, Grenades, ball bearings, iron particles should be the next on ban since it was used for the operations.

Air travel comes next since the future terror is presumed to be via air. All aeroplanes should be grounded and aerodromes should be made into cricket grounds.

Satellite phones and Mobile phones comes primarily into this list since they were the equipments used for co-ordination between each other

News organizations and sale of television should be banned immediately because these terrorists got all the news of what happened in Gujarat, Ayodhya through this medium. Gone are the days when these news never traveled across districts leave alone countries.

Production of almonds dates and other dry fruits should stop immediately as these are the potent weapons on which terrorists survive. Let them hole up in a building and eat Indian paneer and Vegetable Jalfrezy. Expect them to surrender within 2 hours of consuming this.

Narendra Modi should be banned since his pictures were used as motivating factor for the terrorists to carry out their operation heinously. Along with him should to L K Advani, the architect of religious hatred in India.

Mumbai Taxis should be taken out of roads since the terrorist used it for transportation locally.

Railway stations should be removed and trains should slow down at certain points and the passengers should jump to a net provided down not to get hurt. If there are no railway stations, how can the terrorists get so much crowd to fire at?

Remove all garbage collectors, hospital cleaners and sanitary inspectors. Suspend them and let the city get garbage filthy. No terrorists will ever enter a hospital leave along that city.

Stop all the vaccinations and let the Indians suffer from diseases like Cholera and other epidemics? Do you think the terrorists will ever come here to attack?

Imagine a place with all these bans in place. The terrorists will never strike but instead you will have terrorists within the system. Zimbabwe is the best example where a dangerous terrorist called Robert Mugabe is killing people without a single shot being fired.

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