April 26, 2011

Craft of Graft

Graft is a word hitherto unheard in India. It used to be corruption. Now this new craft has come to the fore? How and Why?

Earlier there used to be simple corruption. People would take money and give money. Now it has taken a different genre. You can use the style that Reliance uses which is the corporate style, very raw and rural way called Pawar route or athletically using Kalmadi highway. And how can you forget the most modern wireless route of Raja?

Now in general, these are not corruption. They are graft and they need to be treated in a different way. If you have any idea, then please keep it to yourself because it is not going to work in India, the country of grafters.

April 07, 2011

Anna Hazare Fast? Who are the supporters?

Joining protests is the latest fashion for high society guys and gals. Many think reaching Jantar Mantar is the way to support.
The real beneficiaries of Lokpal Bill are not those who come to support blind folded but those who cannot afford to bribe the babus sitting across the country.

How on earth can you stop the Talati demanding Rs 100 from a poor labourer for paying off his wages which amounts close to the same amount? How can Lokpal Bill change the way Indians think? How can this fast bring sensitivity towards humans?
Indians are known to be insensitive towards each other. Rich doesnt know what poverty is. The industrialists doesnt have an idea how they can help the downtrodden.Indians are known to be insensitive towards each other. Rich doesnt know what poverty is. The industrialists doesnt have an idea how they can help the downtrodden.

How many Indian companies help the Indian poor in education, healthcare and other basic amenities?

March 10, 2011

New Method to dupe you

New Method to dupe you

The latest mails being circulated to fool innocent guys are getting popular. Thank God the mailing algorithms gives you a warning message too

Warning: This message may not be from whom it claims to be. Beware of following any links in it or of providing the sender with any personal information.  Learn more

Here is the mail reproduced

ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITORY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON,
D..C. 20535-0001
NUMBER 206-350-8270
www.fbi.gov/
Date; 03/03/2011.

ATTENTION

We have made our investigation on you. As Federal Commission, we are here to protect your interest and the interest of all the United State citizens as well as this great Nation. You have been investigated as the beneficiary of the said funds that is why you are in touch with the FBI.

Series of meetings have been held over the past 7 months with the secretary general of the United Nations Organization. This ended 3 days ago. We have gone through your Identification record, we have verified a lot of things about you. It has come to the attention of our Money Trafficking Investigation Department, that you have some funds valued at U.S $5,800,000.00 Five Million Eight Hundred thousand Dollar to your name, The said payment is awaiting adjudication and crediting to you from Inheritance 'willed ' from C.B.N REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA precisely. & amp; nbsp; due to past corrupt Governmental Officials who almost held the fund to themselves for their selfish reason and some individuals who have taken advantage of your fund all in an attempt to swindle your fund which has led to so many losses from your end and unnecessary delay in the receipt of your fund.

The National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the United Nations and Federal Bureau of Investigation have successfully passed a mandate to the current president of Nigeria his Excellency President Good luck Jonathan to boost the exercise of clearing all foreign debts owed to you and other individuals and organizations who have been found not to have receive their
Contract Sum, Lottery/Gambling, Inheritance and the likes. Now how would you like to receive your payment? Because we have two method of payment which is by Check or by ATM card?

ATM Card: We will be issuing you a custom pin based ATM card which you will use to withdraw up to $5,000 per day from any ATM machine that has the Master Card Logo on it and the card have to be renewed in 4 years time which is 2015. Also with the ATM card you will be able to transfer your funds to your local bank account. The ATM card comes with a handbook or manual to enlighten you about how to use it. Even if you do not have a bank account.

Check: To be deposited in your bank for it to be cleared within three working days. Your payment would be sent to you via any of your preferred option and would be mailed to you via UPS. Because we have signed a contract with UPS which should expire by February 20 2011 you will only need to pay $150 instead of $420 saving you $270 So if you pay before March 13, 2011 you save $150 Take note that anyone asking you for some kind of money above the usual fee is definitely a fraudsters and you will have to stop communication with every other person if you have been in contact with any. Also remember that all you will ever have to spend is $150.00 nothing more! Nothing less! And we guarantee the receipt of your fund to be successfully delivered to you within the next 24hrs after the receipt of payment has been confirmed.

Below are few list of tracking numbers you can track from UPS website to confirm people like you who have received their payment successfully.

Name: Donna L. Vargas: UPS Tracking Number: EO 989 255 511 US (www.usps.com)
Name: Rovenda Elaine Clayton: UPS Tracking Number: 873944886796 (www.fedex.com/us)

Note: Everything has been taken care of by the Federal Government of Nigeria, Thace United Nation and also the FBI and including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is $150.

DO NOT SEND MONEY TO ANYONE UNTIL YOU READ THIS: The actual fees for shipping your ATM card is $480 but because UPS have temporarily discontinued the C.O.D which gives you the chance to pay when package is delivered for international shipping We had to sign contract with them for bulk shipping which makes the fees reduce from the actual fee of $420 to $150 nothing more and no hidden fees of any sort!

To effect the release of your fund valued at $5,800,000.00 Five Million Eight Hundred thousand Dollar you are advised to contact our correspondent in Africa incharge of the delivery of your fund with the information below,

Contact Person: Mr. kelvin Williams
Email: www-fbi-gov2011@hotmail.com
Office Address: LAGOS/NIGERIA
NUMBER +234-808-184-8416

You are advised to contact him with the informations as stated below:

YOUR FULL NAME:--------
HOME ADDRESS/COUNTRY:--------
SEX/AGE:------------
TEL:/CELL PHONE----------------
SCAN COPY OF YOUR DRIVING LICENCE------------

Preferred Payment Method (ATM / Cashier Check)

You are hereby advised  to Contact him through the email address above to enquire from them on how you are going to send the fee to him,the FBI agent the ensure that the delivery of your fund is sent to you within 24 working hours. Because we are so sure of everything we are giving you a 100% money back guarantee if you do not receive payment/package within the next 24hrs after you have made the payment for shipping.

Faithfully Your's
Robert S.Mueller 111
FBI Director
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535

Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM CARD, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with James Richard of the ATM CARD CENTRE who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation.

January 25, 2011

RIP : The thinking man

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable."

I remembered these words of American journalist and essayist H. L. Mencken as I see India as a country. In Indian environment, silence is golden. Mayawati can plunder the state revenue to fulfill her ambitions and Shiela Dixit can flout all rules for a CWG. Narendra Modi can do no wrong even if each step of his is a disaster. But the urban class are satisfied with GDP and upset with inflation.

But any one who criticizes these actions are taboos themselves. They are considered as fools who are used to making such noises. Even the journalists are awestruck at some of the political figures which they think are ‘towering’ personalities.

It takes the judicial system to question the questionable actions of these leaders. I have heard people saying that all other leaders have the liberty to do anything but if it comes to Modi, he becomes the target of so called pseudo secular activists. People have become deaf and dumb. So much so that the so called lion of Gujarat needs certificate from a Maulana to stamp his secular credentials for future endeavors.

These are our urban class. They live in glass chambers. Unless they get everything under one umbrella, they are happy. The moment they stop getting the facilities, they start their usual self – cribbing. These are the same people whose one feet unauthorized extensions in front of their palatial bungalows cannot be reclaimed by the government. They go to any extent and get a stay from the court to stop the demolition. At the same time they argue why the tribal, who have owned the land for centuries, cant give their land for betterment of the state.

Aapka bacha ladla, hamara bacha jansankya. This is a common saying in Hindi which is very apt for such people. I have seen people cursing the street vendors for encroaching on roads. But these are the same people who park multiple number of cars outside their bungalow despite the fact they have been given enough space to park their vehicles inside.

Mencken goes on to say "the one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear – fear of the unknown, the complex, the inexplicable. What he wants above everything else is safety."

We all come under this category.

January 22, 2011

Who is this man? Guesswork allowed.

He is one person who can do wonders. He can make things work. He has the midas touch and his words and actions are copied everywhere. He is at the helm of a state where Black, White and Brown skinned entrepreneurs arrive and sign MoUs in an event that has rhymes  of vibrations.

He is one person who has fought single handedly all the NGOs, human rights organisations and international bodies to come out as a hero. He wears stylish clothes and is a fantastic orator. He is alleged to have presided over a mayhem that killed thousands in his state. This has elevated him to a superman status since none of his predecessors could do this wonder.

The Supreme Court has observed that any murder can be justified if the intention was to teach a lesson to the other. So this person’s intention was to teach the community of Osama a lesson. He will be exonerated from all sins by judiciary and the process is on.

But he has already proven innocent by the people of his state. He presents himself as a technology savvy leader who has more black cat commandos around him than his pet five crore people have to protect them. He jams mobile network wherever he travels. He can make no mistakes. He has a non-corrupt image. But in actual terms he is arrogant, doesn’t listen to any one, have little knowledge of world outside, lives within his own egoistic borders.

He is the projected Prime Minister of a country where sleeping beauties and silent monsters have ruled. He is often praised in all social networking sites, especially the one after which a movie of similar. He is the only person in the state with a beard where all other bearded men were hacked to death.

His fan following has only increased. For a flock that has severe leadership vacuum, his acumen and oratory skills have given new lease of life to them. He rules a state, which is de facto the 51st state of the world’s biggest economy. He is a person who left behind his married partner and takes care of all the other partners across the globe. He is a person who has turned agriculture tracts into industrial zones. He is a person who has a vision, but lacks acceptance. He is a person who wants to implement but surrounded by corrupt people. He is from a party that forgot its agenda was to build a temple and not give good governance.

He is a person who is not welcome in any other states. He is a person who is strictured by every judicial system. Yet he is the darling of many sections who wants a person who can protect them from the catastrophe of human avalanche – religiously and technically.

Who is this man? Guesswork allowed.

December 20, 2010

The undercurrents against Modi. Is it for real?

The other day I was at the Knowledge Series conducted by Divya Bhaskar where two journalists, Kundan Vyas of Janmabhoomi and Rajdeep Sardesai of IBN presented their views on Media Ethics especially in the light of Radia Gate.

For many years, I have been listening to such lectures and so it came as no surprise to me though many in the audience, consisting of Media related students and elders who have no work at home and a number of activists, enjoyed the talk.

What surprised me was the mood in the audience. As the interaction session started, one guy stood up to say how Narendra Modi is on a mission to sell the state to corporate illustrating how he demolished poor people to build Mahatma Mandir and other corporate structures. He was stopped in between by the organisers and asked to focus on the subject.

My sudden reaction was that the audience would support this move. I also thought the audience will behave the way they behave in all the podiums – drag out the question maker out of the hall and thrash him for having dared to question the lion of the state.

But to my surprise I found people in unison asking the organisers to let the man speak. Some of them even ridiculed the Gujarat CM on his so-called achievements and image makeover as a national leader and natural man to lead Gujarat. The voice got bigger and then people joined him to ask uncomfortable questions to the discomfort of my good friend Ajay Umat – the head of Divya Bhaskar editorial in Gujarat.

Is this an undercurrent happening all over the state? If yes, why is that this undercurrent is not shown during the polls results? BJP won all the elections held so far. I understand that almost all the audience that NM attends has manufactured audience. But this came as a surprise to me because the majority of the people sitting in the jam packed room at Rajpath Club were in their twenties – the so called brain washed people of the state.

Unfortunately for Gujarat and fortunately for BJP, Modi doesn’t have an alternative both within the party and outside the party.

November 25, 2010

At lat nap cabins at airport

For long I wondered why Indian airports never had cabins to take a nap. At last Delhi T3 now have this. Enjoy

July 08, 2010

Sonia, Maya, Pinky, Renuka, Muskan: The Kinnar party

As I went collecting contributions for an Apartment get together, I realized how difficult it is for the ‘Kinnars’ to reach out to prospective money givers and then keeping track of them on a regular basis.

We were certainly in a group and the members were more than happy to contribute. One of the group members suggested we should leave a mark on the doors the way Eunuchs write their names to declare that a group has visited the house and has made a major hole to the monthly earning of that particular family.

I have parted a major part of my salary to this tribe both at home and office. I tried to reason with them to produce a bill so that I can pay by cheque. She/he glanced at me as if they will take revenge by getting me admitted to their group. Last year, we tried to make them wait after having agreed to a small sum to discuss internally if we can reduce the amount further.

 One of them forcibly entered our meeting room in the office and said any one could count a million by this time. We settled for the agreed amount. The new office and the new home were bigger than the previous addresses. So the amount has to be bigger. So Sonia, Maya, Pinky, Renuka, Muskan and Party entered with demand of nothing less than an IMF loan.

Their leader Pinki massi was soft on me kindling me like her/his son. Sympathetic towards my helplessness in disbursing an amount on voucher without a proper bill was nothing short of a maternal care. I asked her a basic accountancy question of how to show this in the account. “It is none of my business,” she replied loudly but with compassion.

Their departure left a permanent mark. Not in my heart or body but on the walls outside the door. They also promised to return by Holi, Diwali, New Year and other festivals. Wonder where they are going to inscribe their Fateh Nama if this series go beyond a decade. And I also wonder how much of my income has to be earmarked for this SPV (Special Purpose Vehicle)

May 31, 2010

Jews, Gujaratis and Marwaris

Recently I happened to read a piece by Calev Ben-David in Bloomberg News about Jews. There was nothing revealing though but I gave a thought of Jews being compared to Gujaratis or Marwaris.

All Indians are made equal; all Indians have got the same opportunity, market and access. How is that these two communities have got runaway success in business whereas a majority of the other tribes are not able to make it even beyond first step.

Every region has its own specialization. For example you find the highest number of journalists and authors from South India or West Bengal. They become great journos but die in penury. Gujaratis and Marwaris who become journalists turn themselves into ‘journalistic entrepreneurs’ in their own style.

Malayalis, for instance, have this special knack of being in secretarial job. Whether it is a Private Secretary of any Civil Service officer or some private entrepreneurs or even the Prime Minister of President of India, they excel in this field. They are sincere, hardworking, punctual; good command over language, articulate and above all never learns the trick from their masters to overtake them.

Just like the Jews, Gujaratis and Marwaris (Let’s call them Gujmar) work hard, gambles on money they never own, are found everywhere, are greatest capitalists, great US lovers, have a far flung diaspora and have this great knack for identifying and running successful business.

While a major part of the globe trounced capitalism as the root cause of problems, Jews and Gujmars refused to accept it. And they continued to prosper while the Socialism advocates made painful exits.

Both Jews and Gujmars have close relation to Bull and Bears. Both are pretty close to all the financial markets – or in other words, they control the Fin Markets. They are the people who built the market and they are the same people who continue to bash it – taking advantage of all the loopholes in it.

Jews continue to dominate the Hollywood scenario, Gujmar dominate Bollywood – except perhaps for chocolate-faced Khans. Jews have become victims and then perpetrators of large-scale violence; Gujmars have had the same experience.

Let’s call this comparison a great coincidence. That’s all.

May 25, 2010

Touchdown Fear of all air passengers

After the Mangalore crash, where nearly 160 passengers where charred to death, every passenger anywhere in India is a little worried each time an aircraft descends for landing. I am one of those awe and fear struck passengers undergoing the trauma of being at the mercy of pilots whom we don’t know. What I know is that despite tens of lands and hundreds of flying hours, the pilots can make error and one single error is enough to be the last error for not only the pilot but also the error free passengers.

Even when I am on the Vashi bridge traveling either from Pune to Mumbai or Nerul to Mumbai, I ensure that my head is turned towards right to see a line of aircrafts descending one after the other. I am not looking at those aircrafts per say but thinking of those passengers mind set.

But most of the time I have traveled and touched down at most airports, including Mangalore and Calicut, I have not experienced the thud landing. But I always ensured to peep through the cockpit and see who the commanders are whenever I board an aircraft. If I see grey hair with smiling faces, I always got a big relief but if I see young teen looking, boyish-girlish-childish commanders, my blood pressure goes up. Will I reach my destination or I will be left to destiny?

I don’t have a problem while taking off  with any commanders and as usual I starts my prayers whenever the commander says, “Cabin crew to seats please”. But as soon as the commander repeats this on the descend, the heart beats double and my prayers go into a different zone. Though I look outside the window for a better view of the ground, my mind is always spiritual for that little time.

Gradually I found that all these are myths. As I went deep into aircraft behaviour, I realized that when it gets locked into ILS, the pilots are just dummies. But believe me these childish looking pilots have always had some of the smoothest landings I have ever experienced. At times, I don’t even feel the plane has landed until it starts applying brakes. I feel like going into the cockpit and kissing the commanders for their great landing but if I do so, I may land in police custody for harassment charges.

In earlier days, before the advent of private airlines, Indian Airlines and Air India ruled the skies. Just like the Doordarshan days when the audience never had an opportunity to compare television programmes, air travelers never saw chilled cabin and young and beautiful cabin crew.

So if you fly the national carriers, you get two servings – one is warm welcome and the other is maternal care. Warm because the air-conditioners never worked in the national carriers and maternal care because the cabin crew has always been aged at par with your mother or grandmother. They always served you food as if they have another flight to catch mid air. The captain never spoke to the passengers except for the mandatory stuff.

Indian skies have changed manifold today. Despite too many flights criss crossing the country, we have had fewer accidents. But all these said and done, I still carry what I call ‘touchdown fear.’ The fear as the aircraft starts its landing process and the seat belts are tight, the cabin crew is seated and lo behold, the plane has landed. Smoothly again.