August 23, 2011

Story of a social network traitor

Binu Alex
Post August 16, 2011, two types of India emerged. Nationalists and Traitors, thanks to Bush doctrine. If you give good TRPs to the roaring televisions, high traffic to social networks like Facebok and Twitter, put Anna’s picture on your Facebook profile, have a candle vigil and have your kids put up a good demonstration in front of television cameras, you are a crusader against corruption, a true patriot. Or else……..

Suddenly all political leaders have become caricatures. Baba Ramdev, Sonia Gandhi, Manmohan Singh, Anna Hazare, Kapil Sibal have all figured and interestingly not a single BJP leaders are in this list. Not a single soul made even a slight remark of Gujarat High Court asking the government of Gujarat why it has not appointed a Lokayukta despite its instructions. Convenience is the key to escapism.

I have some 300 odd friends on my Facebook and 99 per cent of them consider me as a traitor because I don’t support this. This is my story, story of a traitor, a social network traitor.

I don’t support this because I know this is not going to end corruption. I also know very well that corruption is not a temporary phenomenon that can be eradicated with a protest or fast. It is a disease and the best way to eradicate it is to clean the channels, which makes corruption so easy to develop and spread. I have been with some of the most corrupt people for ten long years in one of the most corrupt government departments in this country. It is easy to be corrupt in any government department. But it takes real courage to be straight and non-corrupt just like the current movement. It is easy to join a protest and flow with the stream. It takes courage to take a stand. I take a stand and I am out of contention for best Indian patriot.

Today we have an unprecedented nationally telecast, emotionally charged carnival running across the country written and directed by TRP hungry televisions’ well fed journalists who demonstrates live on TV each and every action of the main protagonist. They bring kids from around the ground and asks questions which an average TRP giving viewer would like to hear and feel proud of the movement. There are mimicry artists like Kumar Vishwas to keep the public busy. There are bhajans, orchestra, doctor visits and everything that can beat the best running soap opera.

So when I add myself to the countless number of people into Facebook with my own opinion, I immediately get response in different forms. Almost all of them painting me as a traitor – a social network traitor. According to them, by not supporting Anna, I am encouraging corruption. And what are they trying to do after eradicating corruption and bringing back the foreign stuffed black money back to India? They are going to have a big bash. Here is one observation :

“My dear frnds, If all black money comes back to India then Beer 8Rs Vodka 20Rs Whisky 35Rs ...Wine 45Rs Champagne 55Rs Soda 1.25Rs Atleasttt now support Anna... :-)..”

The entire movement has become a joke and still a majority of Indians still do not understand the underlying danger behind this. Their arguments are simple. ‘You can be wrong, but the entire country cant. See how they have marched in millions in support of this cause and you are the lone man standing.’

So much so that the most vocal critics of media who used to abuse the television channels just last week back are now putting rose petals on their TV. The opportunists they are, the chauvinism they show is unbearable. India has become a convenience store where you do whatever you like at whatever cost to the exchequer or the unity of the country.

I was going through a message put up by the Modi bĂȘte noire, Sanjeev Bhatt that said “Corruption has its own motivations and is self-perpetuating. No Ombudsman, howsoever powerful or no Law, howsover stringent can effectively deal with corruption untill we thoroughly study the phenomenon of corruption and eliminate the very conditions that breed and nourish it.”

I fully agree with this. But the biggest problem here is execution. How can you wash a man who is laced with corruption from tip to toe? Is it through another bill? Thanks to Raja and Kalmadi, India has found a new hero in Anna Hazare. The team behind this Gandhian simple person is cultivating Anna to be the alternative to the current disposition, creating a myth that introducing the Lokpal will eliminate corruption in the country despite the fact that two of the Anna Team were once government officials.

Arvind Kejriwal worked for Income-tax, one of the biggest breeding centre of corruption. Kiran Bedi worked for police department, where corruption is next to God. Both of them are very well aware that this bill is not going to change the corruption standards in this country. But this is their chance. Now or never. They are bargaining hard to get this bill passed and also to create a new hegemony where a select few civil activists will run the country from their backyard – without actually going to the people or being elected from any constituency.

I asked myself a question. Have I voted these people to represent me? No. So is this a Lokpal bill or Annapal Bill? But then those people whom I voted to represent never represented me anywhere. This is my grievance and shared by millions of people. This brings to what Arundhati Roy wrote in her article (read here) “This crisis has been forged out of the utter failure of India's representative democracy, in which the legislatures are made up of criminals and millionaire politicians who have ceased to represent its people. In which not a single democratic institution is accessible to ordinary people.”

Knowing very well that this is nothing but a carnival without any result (even taking into consideration that Annapal Bill will be passed without any changes), I have no option but to put my frustrations in social networking sites. But then that brings to the core question about your loyalty to the country.

Today, I am a social networking traitor. I don’t know about tomorrow because there is nothing called tomorrow.

May 29, 2011

School Reunion – Great memories

Does distance matter in friendship? This was the first point raised when some of us met to discuss the venue of our class reunion. It took us less than a minute to finally say, Damn, how does it matter.

Yes, the crowd at the official second reunion of 1988-89 and 90 batch proved us right. And the fact that the news of this meeting spread like wild fire soliciting calls for invites surprised us and made us to believe that at any level of life, school life is something that people cherish forever.

So when Rajya (Rajeev Agarwal  fondly called) offered his farm house, we had a sigh of relief. Primarily because we had initially thought of a banquet hall which would have become a marriage reception party. We realized people need space and freedom to move around and nothing can prevent people from recognizing each other if such space is provided. Not even the distance.

The farm was almost empty at 7 in the evening. By 8, there was no space to move around.  It was a great sight to see friends hug and then asking each other to identify.

Nowhere on earth you get the freedom to open up as it is with school friends. We will make this an annual event and for this to happen we have now formed a page wherein all your remarks are expected to come. This is where we will interact further.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Amrut-School-Reunion/105106792872441?sk=wall

Go to the above link and you will find a Like button. Click on it and you automatically become its member. This page will be displayed on your Wall wherein you can post your comments to each other. Please spread the word and let the classmates come and join this page.

So it was a great meeting acknowledge by one and all. There were many hands behind the success of this event.

Let me thank Manoj Dalal for his unrelenting work of calling up people, Dinesh Agarwal for his valuable time and energy, Rajeev Agarwal for his everlasting openness, Mahavir and Narendra Lunkar for all the support towards making this a grand event. Nikhil Anand towards his great work in preserving this nostalgia in frames. He will be uploading the pictures in a day or two after he comes back from one of his assignments.

A big applause to those who made it to the event. Even a bigger one to the families of these batchmates who came with them and bore the brunt of extended friendship. Of course how can we forget the effort of our esteemed teachers who are happy that the values and belief they bestowed on their students didn’t go waste.

Binu Alex

April 26, 2011

Craft of Graft

Graft is a word hitherto unheard in India. It used to be corruption. Now this new craft has come to the fore? How and Why?

Earlier there used to be simple corruption. People would take money and give money. Now it has taken a different genre. You can use the style that Reliance uses which is the corporate style, very raw and rural way called Pawar route or athletically using Kalmadi highway. And how can you forget the most modern wireless route of Raja?

Now in general, these are not corruption. They are graft and they need to be treated in a different way. If you have any idea, then please keep it to yourself because it is not going to work in India, the country of grafters.

April 07, 2011

Anna Hazare Fast? Who are the supporters?

Joining protests is the latest fashion for high society guys and gals. Many think reaching Jantar Mantar is the way to support.
The real beneficiaries of Lokpal Bill are not those who come to support blind folded but those who cannot afford to bribe the babus sitting across the country.

How on earth can you stop the Talati demanding Rs 100 from a poor labourer for paying off his wages which amounts close to the same amount? How can Lokpal Bill change the way Indians think? How can this fast bring sensitivity towards humans?
Indians are known to be insensitive towards each other. Rich doesnt know what poverty is. The industrialists doesnt have an idea how they can help the downtrodden.Indians are known to be insensitive towards each other. Rich doesnt know what poverty is. The industrialists doesnt have an idea how they can help the downtrodden.

How many Indian companies help the Indian poor in education, healthcare and other basic amenities?

March 10, 2011

New Method to dupe you

New Method to dupe you

The latest mails being circulated to fool innocent guys are getting popular. Thank God the mailing algorithms gives you a warning message too

Warning: This message may not be from whom it claims to be. Beware of following any links in it or of providing the sender with any personal information.  Learn more

Here is the mail reproduced

ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITORY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON,
D..C. 20535-0001
NUMBER 206-350-8270
www.fbi.gov/
Date; 03/03/2011.

ATTENTION

We have made our investigation on you. As Federal Commission, we are here to protect your interest and the interest of all the United State citizens as well as this great Nation. You have been investigated as the beneficiary of the said funds that is why you are in touch with the FBI.

Series of meetings have been held over the past 7 months with the secretary general of the United Nations Organization. This ended 3 days ago. We have gone through your Identification record, we have verified a lot of things about you. It has come to the attention of our Money Trafficking Investigation Department, that you have some funds valued at U.S $5,800,000.00 Five Million Eight Hundred thousand Dollar to your name, The said payment is awaiting adjudication and crediting to you from Inheritance 'willed ' from C.B.N REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA precisely. & amp; nbsp; due to past corrupt Governmental Officials who almost held the fund to themselves for their selfish reason and some individuals who have taken advantage of your fund all in an attempt to swindle your fund which has led to so many losses from your end and unnecessary delay in the receipt of your fund.

The National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the United Nations and Federal Bureau of Investigation have successfully passed a mandate to the current president of Nigeria his Excellency President Good luck Jonathan to boost the exercise of clearing all foreign debts owed to you and other individuals and organizations who have been found not to have receive their
Contract Sum, Lottery/Gambling, Inheritance and the likes. Now how would you like to receive your payment? Because we have two method of payment which is by Check or by ATM card?

ATM Card: We will be issuing you a custom pin based ATM card which you will use to withdraw up to $5,000 per day from any ATM machine that has the Master Card Logo on it and the card have to be renewed in 4 years time which is 2015. Also with the ATM card you will be able to transfer your funds to your local bank account. The ATM card comes with a handbook or manual to enlighten you about how to use it. Even if you do not have a bank account.

Check: To be deposited in your bank for it to be cleared within three working days. Your payment would be sent to you via any of your preferred option and would be mailed to you via UPS. Because we have signed a contract with UPS which should expire by February 20 2011 you will only need to pay $150 instead of $420 saving you $270 So if you pay before March 13, 2011 you save $150 Take note that anyone asking you for some kind of money above the usual fee is definitely a fraudsters and you will have to stop communication with every other person if you have been in contact with any. Also remember that all you will ever have to spend is $150.00 nothing more! Nothing less! And we guarantee the receipt of your fund to be successfully delivered to you within the next 24hrs after the receipt of payment has been confirmed.

Below are few list of tracking numbers you can track from UPS website to confirm people like you who have received their payment successfully.

Name: Donna L. Vargas: UPS Tracking Number: EO 989 255 511 US (www.usps.com)
Name: Rovenda Elaine Clayton: UPS Tracking Number: 873944886796 (www.fedex.com/us)

Note: Everything has been taken care of by the Federal Government of Nigeria, Thace United Nation and also the FBI and including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is $150.

DO NOT SEND MONEY TO ANYONE UNTIL YOU READ THIS: The actual fees for shipping your ATM card is $480 but because UPS have temporarily discontinued the C.O.D which gives you the chance to pay when package is delivered for international shipping We had to sign contract with them for bulk shipping which makes the fees reduce from the actual fee of $420 to $150 nothing more and no hidden fees of any sort!

To effect the release of your fund valued at $5,800,000.00 Five Million Eight Hundred thousand Dollar you are advised to contact our correspondent in Africa incharge of the delivery of your fund with the information below,

Contact Person: Mr. kelvin Williams
Email: www-fbi-gov2011@hotmail.com
Office Address: LAGOS/NIGERIA
NUMBER +234-808-184-8416

You are advised to contact him with the informations as stated below:

YOUR FULL NAME:--------
HOME ADDRESS/COUNTRY:--------
SEX/AGE:------------
TEL:/CELL PHONE----------------
SCAN COPY OF YOUR DRIVING LICENCE------------

Preferred Payment Method (ATM / Cashier Check)

You are hereby advised  to Contact him through the email address above to enquire from them on how you are going to send the fee to him,the FBI agent the ensure that the delivery of your fund is sent to you within 24 working hours. Because we are so sure of everything we are giving you a 100% money back guarantee if you do not receive payment/package within the next 24hrs after you have made the payment for shipping.

Faithfully Your's
Robert S.Mueller 111
FBI Director
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535

Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM CARD, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with James Richard of the ATM CARD CENTRE who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation.

January 25, 2011

RIP : The thinking man

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable."

I remembered these words of American journalist and essayist H. L. Mencken as I see India as a country. In Indian environment, silence is golden. Mayawati can plunder the state revenue to fulfill her ambitions and Shiela Dixit can flout all rules for a CWG. Narendra Modi can do no wrong even if each step of his is a disaster. But the urban class are satisfied with GDP and upset with inflation.

But any one who criticizes these actions are taboos themselves. They are considered as fools who are used to making such noises. Even the journalists are awestruck at some of the political figures which they think are ‘towering’ personalities.

It takes the judicial system to question the questionable actions of these leaders. I have heard people saying that all other leaders have the liberty to do anything but if it comes to Modi, he becomes the target of so called pseudo secular activists. People have become deaf and dumb. So much so that the so called lion of Gujarat needs certificate from a Maulana to stamp his secular credentials for future endeavors.

These are our urban class. They live in glass chambers. Unless they get everything under one umbrella, they are happy. The moment they stop getting the facilities, they start their usual self – cribbing. These are the same people whose one feet unauthorized extensions in front of their palatial bungalows cannot be reclaimed by the government. They go to any extent and get a stay from the court to stop the demolition. At the same time they argue why the tribal, who have owned the land for centuries, cant give their land for betterment of the state.

Aapka bacha ladla, hamara bacha jansankya. This is a common saying in Hindi which is very apt for such people. I have seen people cursing the street vendors for encroaching on roads. But these are the same people who park multiple number of cars outside their bungalow despite the fact they have been given enough space to park their vehicles inside.

Mencken goes on to say "the one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear – fear of the unknown, the complex, the inexplicable. What he wants above everything else is safety."

We all come under this category.

January 22, 2011

Who is this man? Guesswork allowed.

He is one person who can do wonders. He can make things work. He has the midas touch and his words and actions are copied everywhere. He is at the helm of a state where Black, White and Brown skinned entrepreneurs arrive and sign MoUs in an event that has rhymes  of vibrations.

He is one person who has fought single handedly all the NGOs, human rights organisations and international bodies to come out as a hero. He wears stylish clothes and is a fantastic orator. He is alleged to have presided over a mayhem that killed thousands in his state. This has elevated him to a superman status since none of his predecessors could do this wonder.

The Supreme Court has observed that any murder can be justified if the intention was to teach a lesson to the other. So this person’s intention was to teach the community of Osama a lesson. He will be exonerated from all sins by judiciary and the process is on.

But he has already proven innocent by the people of his state. He presents himself as a technology savvy leader who has more black cat commandos around him than his pet five crore people have to protect them. He jams mobile network wherever he travels. He can make no mistakes. He has a non-corrupt image. But in actual terms he is arrogant, doesn’t listen to any one, have little knowledge of world outside, lives within his own egoistic borders.

He is the projected Prime Minister of a country where sleeping beauties and silent monsters have ruled. He is often praised in all social networking sites, especially the one after which a movie of similar. He is the only person in the state with a beard where all other bearded men were hacked to death.

His fan following has only increased. For a flock that has severe leadership vacuum, his acumen and oratory skills have given new lease of life to them. He rules a state, which is de facto the 51st state of the world’s biggest economy. He is a person who left behind his married partner and takes care of all the other partners across the globe. He is a person who has turned agriculture tracts into industrial zones. He is a person who has a vision, but lacks acceptance. He is a person who wants to implement but surrounded by corrupt people. He is from a party that forgot its agenda was to build a temple and not give good governance.

He is a person who is not welcome in any other states. He is a person who is strictured by every judicial system. Yet he is the darling of many sections who wants a person who can protect them from the catastrophe of human avalanche – religiously and technically.

Who is this man? Guesswork allowed.

December 20, 2010

The undercurrents against Modi. Is it for real?

The other day I was at the Knowledge Series conducted by Divya Bhaskar where two journalists, Kundan Vyas of Janmabhoomi and Rajdeep Sardesai of IBN presented their views on Media Ethics especially in the light of Radia Gate.

For many years, I have been listening to such lectures and so it came as no surprise to me though many in the audience, consisting of Media related students and elders who have no work at home and a number of activists, enjoyed the talk.

What surprised me was the mood in the audience. As the interaction session started, one guy stood up to say how Narendra Modi is on a mission to sell the state to corporate illustrating how he demolished poor people to build Mahatma Mandir and other corporate structures. He was stopped in between by the organisers and asked to focus on the subject.

My sudden reaction was that the audience would support this move. I also thought the audience will behave the way they behave in all the podiums – drag out the question maker out of the hall and thrash him for having dared to question the lion of the state.

But to my surprise I found people in unison asking the organisers to let the man speak. Some of them even ridiculed the Gujarat CM on his so-called achievements and image makeover as a national leader and natural man to lead Gujarat. The voice got bigger and then people joined him to ask uncomfortable questions to the discomfort of my good friend Ajay Umat – the head of Divya Bhaskar editorial in Gujarat.

Is this an undercurrent happening all over the state? If yes, why is that this undercurrent is not shown during the polls results? BJP won all the elections held so far. I understand that almost all the audience that NM attends has manufactured audience. But this came as a surprise to me because the majority of the people sitting in the jam packed room at Rajpath Club were in their twenties – the so called brain washed people of the state.

Unfortunately for Gujarat and fortunately for BJP, Modi doesn’t have an alternative both within the party and outside the party.

November 25, 2010

At lat nap cabins at airport

For long I wondered why Indian airports never had cabins to take a nap. At last Delhi T3 now have this. Enjoy

July 08, 2010

Sonia, Maya, Pinky, Renuka, Muskan: The Kinnar party

As I went collecting contributions for an Apartment get together, I realized how difficult it is for the ‘Kinnars’ to reach out to prospective money givers and then keeping track of them on a regular basis.

We were certainly in a group and the members were more than happy to contribute. One of the group members suggested we should leave a mark on the doors the way Eunuchs write their names to declare that a group has visited the house and has made a major hole to the monthly earning of that particular family.

I have parted a major part of my salary to this tribe both at home and office. I tried to reason with them to produce a bill so that I can pay by cheque. She/he glanced at me as if they will take revenge by getting me admitted to their group. Last year, we tried to make them wait after having agreed to a small sum to discuss internally if we can reduce the amount further.

 One of them forcibly entered our meeting room in the office and said any one could count a million by this time. We settled for the agreed amount. The new office and the new home were bigger than the previous addresses. So the amount has to be bigger. So Sonia, Maya, Pinky, Renuka, Muskan and Party entered with demand of nothing less than an IMF loan.

Their leader Pinki massi was soft on me kindling me like her/his son. Sympathetic towards my helplessness in disbursing an amount on voucher without a proper bill was nothing short of a maternal care. I asked her a basic accountancy question of how to show this in the account. “It is none of my business,” she replied loudly but with compassion.

Their departure left a permanent mark. Not in my heart or body but on the walls outside the door. They also promised to return by Holi, Diwali, New Year and other festivals. Wonder where they are going to inscribe their Fateh Nama if this series go beyond a decade. And I also wonder how much of my income has to be earmarked for this SPV (Special Purpose Vehicle)