April 28, 2009

Shoe String Victims

Here is the list of victims of the latest craze of shoe hatred. The list is likely to increase in the year 2009 as the UN has declared it the "Year of Shoes"

Victims Shame Level Impact Weapon Used Action Taken
B S Yeddyurappa Low Low Paragon Slipper Forgiven
Manmohan Singh Medium Low Worn Out shoe Forgiven
P Chidambaram High High Sarojini Market shoe Forgiven
L K Advani High Medium Worn Out shoe Forgiven
Naveen Jindal Medium Low Kolhapuri Chappal Forgiven
Jeetendra Low Very Low White Slipper Forgiven

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