As the Gujarat elections nears and as the parliamentary elections looms large, thanks to the nuclear deal, I came across some interesting puzzles related to elections. Many of these puzzles were devised by kids – as kiddy as 8th standard. I found it interesting. Have a look below.
Why is that the symbols like donkey are not used in elections
Ans : Because the candidates cannot present themselves as symbols
If Iran has hidden nuclear arms underground, where should India hide?
Ans : In fair price (PDS) shops
In India politics those who were divided yesterday are united today, those united today will be divided tomorrow? What do you understand from this?
Ans : Unity is the root of division
Most apt election speech
Ans : My dear voters. For your safety, security, peace of mind and peace all around, I appeal to vote for me and send to parliament ASAP.
In Hollywood, there is an aware for the worst film. What about India?
And : The only difference is that in India it is given by government of India in ‘best film’ category
If the political leaders go on a hunger strike?
Ans : Export of food grains
Why do the ministers cut ribbon even in literacy camps?
Ans : Because any other type of inauguration will start with writing an alphabet
“Only Congress can save India” Who said this?
Ans : India, because only India can save Congress
Ans : What is the reason for political instability at the center?
Janta Dull
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